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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Letters! We get letters! From disturbed barely-endowed people!

UPDATE: IP tracking says this is Durango, Colorado. So, look out, Durango! There's an idiot on the loose.

Here's a good one:
"IP: 72.174.201.51
User Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_6_8) AppleWebKit/534.50 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.1 Safari/534.50

Name: Required - oh, fuck you.
URL:
Subject: What Arrogant Pricks...

Hi There, douchefuckwipes, (that is how i was instructed to refer to you dweebs)

LOVE the arrogant fucking attitude of this so-called 'Apple news' site. Today's latest example, and we quote, 'Better late than never, I guess...' from your Logitech article.

This tone of superiority, judgment and self-absorption is tiring and shows a marked lack of consideration for your readers. Your readers do not want your interpretation of events. We want the 'who, what, why, when and how' of an event or product. [Save the sophomoric subjective rants for the boys when you are sitting around some dive bar lusting after the gals at the other table. (You do not stand a chance.)]

Ask yourselves this question, and I will go slowly so you can track what I am saying, 'What contribution have any of you or this 'site' made to the world?

Now let me answer for you 'absolutely nothing'. Competing with the other Apple rumor sites does not constitute a contribution. You are very, very small and irrelevant people. You will not be missed.

R.I.P. Fuckfucks

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And the best part? This child clearly has nothing better to do, sending us a bunch of these in a row. The one above is the latest. I wish we could ban feedback by IP, but we can't. Here's one from a few minutes earlier. I'm guessing he looked in a mirror:
"IP: 72.174.201.51
User Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_6_8) AppleWebKit/534.50 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.1 Safari/534.50

Name: Vanessa
URL:
Subject: Nice FuckFuck Acknowledgement Form

'You did it!

If necessary, we will get in touch with you as soon as possible. We cannot respond to every one of the requests we receive, but it doesn't mean we're not thinking about you.'

oh, fuckyou, youfuckingmoronicdipshitdonkeydicklickingdouchebags

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