OK, so...

No one reads this (good work, self!) so here goes...

Don't make shitty product.
Don't make shitty product then goad friends into telling you, shit-eating smiles on their faces, that it is a GOOD product.
Don't make shitty product then goad friends into telling you, shit-eating smiles on their faces, that it is a GOOD product and also prod them to share your shitty product as though it were good.
Don't make shitty product then goad friends into telling you, shit-eating smiles on their faces, that it is a GOOD product and also prod them to share your shitty product as though it were good and also tell people you are gonna charge them for the privilege of watching your clearly terrible product at some point.

Capisce? OK. This won't stop anything or anyone from continuing to do what I see them doing, but I thought it was important to draw a line in the sand somewhere.