Race doesn't matter, dressing like a dickweed does

So a couple of dudes in NYC are suing Apple over "racial profiling" when they went into an Apple Store wearing baggy pants and sweaters. Hey, dipshits, pull up your pants and dry that sweater because Apple Stores see a TON of theft -- the most brazen kind, in fact. We report it all the time on TUAW. Those big, glass walls are just begging to be shattered, and morons'r'us swing into Apple Stores to swoop up the high end merch.

Look guys, black, white, red or yellow, you are Morons. Deal with it, not with ambulance-chasing lawyers.